I'm Not Dumb!

  So I discovered that a girl in my grade is actually an exchange student unhappy with her homestay, LOL! We share alot in common! So me being me obviously told my mum and asked her if we're allowed to take her in. Then we began talking about it and I felt like asif I'm sounding really desperate or something. Then mum called me dumb and told me that we're not desperate for a homestay since we have like 3 people on the waiting list not including the one we have now. Wow we so popular lol. So I'm like WTF I'm not dumb and desperate it's just how I talk! I get excited over potentially interesting things and when I'm excited I apparently sound desperate! Gosh!

  My 9er Para friends are corrupting my innocent mind ;-; I wrote this witty 'Bottled water of smex, drink to become more sexy. Guaranteed chances of getting Laid: 58.6%' message on my drink bottle and Sidyl was liek dude what did they do to you. Nothing! I will NOT miss youth or church again and I will not swear or talk dirty anymoar! No moar!

  Yay for memegenerator, I found a picture that describes my own life:

I live a sad, sad life.

HBDTM

  So at the very least the moving worked out, we have finally negotiated our way to move during the Easter Holidays. Time to get organised Selena! NAONAONAO!

  The 'Elite Gathering' with Oppa Umma and Dongsaeng (too coincidental AHAHAA) and we had fun. With umma screaming while rubbing her head on my screen ("JAEJOONGS TOUCHING ME JAEJOONGS TOUCHING ME") and oppa embracing her darker side by making umma and dongsaeng's punishment games miserable and my poor dongsaeng caught up in some confusing thing. Shame oppa had to leave early and SHOCKINGLY someone I looked forwarded to coming who said they'll defs come didn't come, without a notice. It sorta saddened me on the day.

  Today was uneventful. Family didn't really do anything or really cared so I played Harvest Moon and TF2 as usual.

  Anyway, here I am spoiling myself with expensive cake that fell apart, oppa's hamburger cupcakes and TF2 items, reading through those obligatory facebook messages (kudos to all who made witty ones and OHMYGOSH Herpe called herself herpe for the first time) and feeling sad about someone's message I looked forward to for the past year (while Hiro came up with a solution on Steam and THANK YOU FOR THE GOOGLY PYRO EYES BTW)

Izo: >_> Screw him
Izo: Burn him in hell
Izo: on a stake
Izo: Sorry, may come off as harsh, but I don't really care
Waspberry♥: i know
Waspberry♥: its what i was thinking
Waspberry♥: HMPH
Izo: sdfljns;djfn
Izo: o0o0o can I help?
Izo: String him up by his sinews
Izo: and eviscerate him slowly
Izo: over a pit of burning pith

Someone always knows how to make me feel better, ahahahaa.

Firetruck

  So 3 out of the 20 people I invited can actually make it. It rendered me speechless, hell it depressed me as well. But today just before assembly started I just couldn't hold it in anymore, I think Kalis noticed this and asked me if I wanted to go the to the toilet/change rooms with her. As soon as I entered it I burst out crying for 20 minutes.

  Now despite the suspicion that arose after we returned, one thing really shocked me.

  She cried for me.

  I don't remember anyone crying for me in my entire life. I thought I triggered some sad memory in her life so I was like OMG SO SORRY I didn't mean to bring up anything that reminded you of anything but she said to me that she's crying because my story is sad. It made me super awwww inside.

  I cut my finger on the plastic bag rack at work.

Driving me Crazy

  It's a good Teen Top song :D

  Anyway because I am loser enough to keep all my emails I found a few from Kalis and Mummy and they were so nostalgic to read. I was such a bish back then >_>

  Also, mum refuses to supply me any moar money until our funds get back on track after buying the Castle Hill house. At least it's a nice house... I somehow really don't want to move so far away from everyone. Far away from Umma and Poohead and Oppa and hot guys and... URGH!! That would probably mean that I'll never see them ever again! NOOOOO!

  So I decided that... remember that guy whom I thought was cute? Why don't I talk to him before I move to secure the friendship possibility I hoped for before a certain someone ruined everything. But how the heck can I do that? Use what I did with oppa? But that's year 8(or was it 7? It has been so long)!

  Also I'm addicted to reading Chinese cellphone novels. I just can't stop reading! It keeps me very occupied.

  My COD shirt is so comfy and nice~ I love snuggling in it. I can't wait for the Cat Blanket to arrive so I can have a full snugglefest!

[REVIEW] Thirteen

  I wanted to name the title something witty like 'Bad Girls gone Worse' but then again my reviews actually get readers so here we go. After a research done by Spongebob in class I decided to bring myself to watch this movie. I've already read abit about it before and apparently it's about this girl who wants to be popular so she sucks up to the popular slut and becomes a popular slut herself. They're all basically 13 years old. In a nutshell.

  Now, before I go further into some kind of psychological analysis thing, Thirteen has some seriously shitty camera work for a 2003 film. The cameras kept on wobbling and I don't know if it's an effect to relate to this slut wannabe's thoughts but it certainly did not make my viewing experience pleasurable. And also, I only realised the movie's R rated AFTER watching it. It didn't really hit me as R because it didn't have any rude parts (LOL, but srsly the mum flashed and I was like WTF ._.). I thought it was more MA15+ than R.

No kids, you are not cool.

As I said before, this single-parented girl(Tracy) really want to fit in with the popular kids while her nerdy losery friends are just like 'meh, we dun wanna be sluts liek yooh'. She did however somehow become BFFLs with the popular chick (Evie) I think it was because she stole something and it impressed the slut group. Somewhere along the way Evie moves in with her and so did her mum's new ex-druggo boyfriend whom Tracy hates and shows it to us by cutting herself. Nice attempt to put in some unnecessary gore here director you failpoop. And they do all that shiz, you know, smoking, drinking, taking drugs, being bitches to Tracy's mum, partying, slutting around and being rebels. Eventually her mum find out and confronts her and I won't spoil it for you about what happens in the end.

  I have a couple of things to say about this plot. Firstly, her mum in all her ex-alcoholic glory is wayyyy to lenient. Asian parents for one would kill their daughter for swearing the smallest swear word in the house and double-murder their kids if the kid's best friend moved into the already cramped house. Her mum knows what's going on in her life yet does nothing until she's gone too far. Well I guess she's just an idiot for not setting a good example. I mean come on she openly screws her new boyfriend, randomly flashes and abuses alcohol and tobacco. But somehow all the audience felt sorry for her, including myself. But I betcha if an Asian parent ever watches this film they'd smash whatever screen/projector that's playing it 5 minutes into the plot.

L00k @t us w3 2 h0t 4 u b3c0z w3 dr3ss l!3k h0b0z 

  The other think that intrigued me is that these kids are 13 (and in 7th grade). THIRTEEN, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE! Meanwhile back at our school the little year 7s and 8s are all innocently studying in the library. It makes me wonder if other less... prestigious schools would have similar cases of a shit lifestyle. Year 7s feel like little kids you know? However we can definitely NOT ignore the fact that these oddball cases definitely exist in our society and truthfully there's nothing anyone can do about it except to try talk your kids out of sluttery from a young age, indoctrinate 'em!

  Now, onto some of the flaws of the film I'd like to point out. Firstly, these guys girls look nothing relatively NEAR 13 so they should at least change the movie title to 'Fifteen' or something more befitting. Because nobody wants to see Child Porn if they use younger actors. And do most  bad13 year-olds in the early 2000s really act like that? I don't think so! They'll just look stupid since they're children. Secondly, when they were shoplifting they did it so fancifully and flashily it's hard to believe they managed to steal such an item. They were literally screaming 'IMMA KEEPING DIS... 4 FWEE! YAY! I'M SO BAD!' and the shop ladies are just chatting and chilling at the register. Should shop ladies at least walk around and tidy up that hellhole of a shop?!

  Additionally, why do year 7s rule the school? It seems that ONLY year 7s existed in that Middle School of theirs, maybe the rest all transferred out of horror. Year 7s are very much unseen and looked down upon in most high schools, sadly. They're very cute though! Finally, the scene when they tried to seduce the adult lifesaver guy who looked mid twenties... what the hell? How can any right-minded person be seduced by two underdeveloped kids? That guy is supposed to be the 'hot guy on the block' too!

  Well, I guess film critics are indeed right about how this movie is a horror movie for every single parent out there. Let me rephrase that actually, this film should NOT be shown anywhere within the 300m radius of Asian parents because they will come through your barriers and smash your TV or whatever. Watch out lol.

  I will stop here for today, hope you have made up your mind about watching it or not.